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WAYS WE CAN TELL THAT LEIA GOT ALL THE BRAINS IN THE FAMILY

As we all know, Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker ::gag:: are siblings. Who do *you* think got all the brains in the family?! Surely wasn't Luke!

-She's a princess, a diplomat, and a member of the Imperial Senate. He's a moisture farmer from Tatooine.

-She's got the coolest hair.

-She's not stupid enough to let a gorgeous guy like Han out of her sight.

-She's quite good in a fight.

-She always dresses for the occasion.

-You DON'T talk down to her.

-She's quick with a comeback.

-She can think her way through anything.

-She's not afraid to do anything for those she loves.

-Even while injured, she can hold off stormtroopers.

-She can fix a spaceship.

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Sexual innuendos From Star Wars

Top 12 Sexual innuendos in the Movie Star Wars:

1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Sorry about the mess...
5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
11. You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!
12. Get on top of it!

Top 11 Sexual innuendos in the Movie The Empire Strikes Back:

1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
4. Hurry up, golden rod...
5. That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.
6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...
7. Control, control...You must learn control!
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
9. Size matters not...judge my by my size do you?
10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!
11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?

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Jabba would send his prize possessions to a ghastly end. For example, the beautiful Twi'lek slave Oola was fed to the terrible rancor monster living beneath Jabba's throne room when she failed to amuse him.

Oola, the beautiful green-skinned dancer, was enslaved to the disgusting crime lord, Jabba the Hutt. While she was one of several dancers, including Yarna D'al Gargan, Rystáll, Lyn Me and Greeata, only Oola was given the "privilege" of being chained to Jabba's throne.

Jabba delighted in watching the young Oola dance to the music of the Max Rebo Band. When Jabba wanted more than dance, however, Oola refused. Angered with his rebellious slave, Jabba opened the trap-door beneath the dance floor, and fed Oola to his deadly rancor creature.

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